Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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