u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
Watching this game makes me realize that we have yet to do Skype shots. What kind of long distance alcoholics are we?
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
