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Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
i was born a porn star she said
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Cops busted the party. A kid dressed as a dinosaur tried to crawl out the bathroom window but his tail got stuck. It took 3 cops to pry him out.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
She is the Michael Jordan of blowjobs. Unfortunately, her baby sister is the Michael Jordan of baseball of blowjobs. It does not run in the family.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
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