It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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