Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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