A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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