Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
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