we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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