dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
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