I must be too annoying 4 u.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Tostitos scoops are the best shotglasses ever. Eat it after as a chaser.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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