I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
Randomize
