no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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