I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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