he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
i think im in europe. pls send help
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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