his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
Come over and help me clean up your so-called "winter wonderland" that you made with the fire extinguisher in the kitchen last night.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
Randomize
