Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Randomize
