im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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