her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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