Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
there's nothing weirder than waking up to your mom eating breakfast on the couch that you fucked her coworker on last night.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
