Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Someone just walked into the bar with a pillow
I don't know whether to judge him or give him a high five
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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