I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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