Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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