I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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