i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Some crack addled fool from the sketch ass motel behind the restaurant just gave me a flyer for an AA group when I was on my smoke break. I don't do mornings
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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