I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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