That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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