Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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