I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
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