do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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