: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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