On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
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