I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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