The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
i just drank the rest of the vodka . Btw why did we put candy corn in it?
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
His nipple licking is glorious
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