i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
Remind me to tell you the story of the fuzzy condom
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
