I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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