His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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