she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
You know you drink too much when the bartender at your favorite bar recognizes you at chipotle with your sunglasses on.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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