we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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