It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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