He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
did you hook up at the wedding?
No but I jerked off on the hotel sheets. I wanted to get my moneys worth.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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