walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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