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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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