Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Come share oat with me in your robe
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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