We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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