Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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