fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
Randomize
