IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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