new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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