I heard we made out
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
woke up with food on the counter from chipotle, taco bell, green cactus, and on the border take out. explain?
you were trying to get this Spanish chick to sleep with you. you were showing her how much you "loved her native food."
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
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