i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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