Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
Can you bring me the toilet please
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
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