I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
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