Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Even my vagina gasped.
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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