Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize