Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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