I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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