It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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