Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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