i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
wow bdsm is so cute
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
